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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is a old dutch commercial I remember , though it would be funny !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q-pmKiFZTw
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually recognise the guy sitting on the couch. It's Leo Beenhakker - he was a coach of Polish national football team. Under his rule Poland qualified for the first time to European Championship. And while he was our coach we found out that unlike Bee Dutch people swear a LOT. Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 5:39 pm    Post subject: Pornhub's Twerking Butt Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHnhDd7HlSY

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You and bums bee!

I'll bet you went & bought one of them!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2015 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words.

The winners are:-

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer
the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n) flavoured mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over
by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die,
your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

The winners are:

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of romance.

3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially
impotent for an indefinite period.

4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

9. Karmageddon (n): it's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

10. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally
walked through a spider web.

14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're
eating.

And the pick of the literature:-

16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He is happy to come home I see he is posting now Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:53 pm    Post subject: Crazy russian bear drive motorbike Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay who is ?
Kylie or Jgaz visiting Kylie ?

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxfyTTYVBa4


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Russian Drinking game, press here !
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here some interesting stuff too, you need to hear it until end Laughing
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